do an "Amir"

"To con money out of someone, lie or be otherwise dishonest, only to face ritual humiliation on a worldwide scale". History points to a fellow, who sold a non-working laptop to another, after repeated attempts by 'victim' to receive recompense, said victim removes hard-drive from laptop, and posts very (ahem) private information about the ahhh..."victimizer". See entry for "Ownage".
I see Tibetan-Monkhood in some poor souls' future.

"The dude ripped me off so I had to do an "Amir" on 'em"

do that but not

the action of not doing something, but this way it sounds more like you really mean it

Barry: "hey Jeff what if we went and blew up a preschool"
Jeff: "yeah... could you like, do that but not"

I do not recognize the bodies in the water

Relating to SCP-2316. A reinforcing statement to remind yourself that you do not recognize the bodies in the water.

If you begin to see floating corpses in the lake that resemble someone you know or have known: Repeat the phrase “I do not recognize the bodies in the water” while leaving the site. Do not attempt to make contact or try to rescue the bodies. People that enter the lake are considered lost.

John: *sees a corpse resembling the body of a childhood friend (unaware of SCP-2316)* “Oh my god I have to save him!” *John enters the lake and is now lost*

Researcher A: *Sees the corpse of his older brother (aware of 2316)* “ I do not recognize the bodies in the water”

Dilly-Do

The fun and polite way to call somebody or someone a dildo without them realizing it.

Hey Ud, I see a lot of stupid crap on here. I posted a legit funny definition but got rejected last time. Could you not be such a dilly-do this time? Thanks. ;)

Im just doing this to mark definitions

Im just saying yes or no to ppls definition ignore this

Today Im just doing this to mark definitions so ignore this

Do a Gifford

'Doing a Gifford' is an order of magnitude more intense than your average upper-middle class British gap year - it's an intense pursuit.

Basically involves going over to a foreign land (where shit is going down) and trying to make a contribution to whatever side is aligned with the West (and most certainly not seeing a whole lot of action).

Alfie: Looks like the PRC are about to engage in an amphibious assault of Taiwan. Pretty Wild! You want to do a Gifford on that?

Ralf: Do a Gifford on that whole PRC-Taiwan debacle? Just buying my ticket now mate!

Doing a nemo

When you plug a substantial amount of drugs up ones bottom and fall asleep drunk , wake up and vacate the contents of your bowels so the contents disappear like captain nemo’s nautilus’s submarine beneath the sea.

he had plugged a stash , woke up went doing a Nemo