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This is a long object that you should shove in your-
“Oh he Has a Huge Penis”
“Let’s shove it in our-“
something that trans men (like myself) wish they had.
guy 1: my penis is bigger than yours.
guy 2: literally ded, sobbing
my favorite thing in the world
person: whats your favorite thing
me: penis
Noun. for more than 1 penis. obviously this is incredibly important and very crucial information.
“wow. i’m gonna get some peni tonight!”
“what?”
“peni.”
“more than one penis?”
“yea. like octopi. more than one octopus.”
A plural from for more than one penis. Because “penises” looks weird, and is boring.
“Hey mate. Are you goin to that party?”
“Yh Ofc. I was told there finna be lots of peni. Why would I miss such an opportunity?”
Person 1: Wow big Is your penis man
Person 2: it’s very small