my brother called me today and said that deez nuts came in the mail
Stupid comeback for people who are depressed and cant make a better comeback; Taken from a vine that isn't even the least bit funny.
Mom: what did your dad tell you to do?
Son: "Deez Nuts."
Perfect description of ur testicals
Suck on deez nuts
I love deez nuts
The name of my vietnamese attack squirrel
Do you want bofa
bofa what
deez nuts attack
A “attack” squirrel that was fed meth by some weird American dude. Like this actually happened. Look it up
The best comeback of all time (other than ur mom duuhhh) and who ever thinks otherwise is a fucking puta! <3
Friend 1: ayo bro u hungry for some pizza
Friend 2: yea man what domino's?
Friend 1: NO A PIZZA DEEZ NUTS!