Smack the Cat

Pound the Pussy, Fuck the Feline, kamikaze the kitty, etc

“Man I can’t wait to Smack The Cat later”

faceless cat

A pussy or a girls vagina

Bro did you smell that girls faceless cat it smelt like shit

cat chur

some thing that cat want to snack and it is delicous

my cat want cat chur

shave my cat

Shaving the vagina

Hey Rob you wanna help me shave my cat later?

Cat flange

The area of loose skin under a cat between the back legs and the torso.

Mittens has an exceptionally large cat flange.

Cat Distribution System

CDS A discrete and mysterious framework of assigning and delivering cats to unsuspecting persons. Functions on unknown parameters; furthers unknown wills. It's workings are usually perceived as random or lucky events.

there is reason to suspect that this is in fact a deliberate scheme devised by a global network of feline intelligentsia as a means to facilitate the gradual subversion of the human race

Guy: my buddy and his wife has a cat now, he says it came to them randomly as they were saying their vows at their wedding. He has only God to thank for that one!
Guy2: Heck, that's awesome. But it wasn't God. It was the Cat Distribution System.

Interesting Cat

Like strange cat but better.

An interesting cat is weird and cool all at the same time.

Wow he's such an interesting cat