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When you really like a girl and want to lick her butt
I want to lick your shitter while you’re farting
I wanna lick your butt <3
A Fart Curtain is the waft of smell from farting while walking. Typically best if not too long, so if you have a longer fart you should walk with a slight zig zag and simply create a pleated Fart Curtain for best effect.
That lady just walked through my Fart Curtain, and she was smiling so I think she liked it.
Student 1: Did you fart in the middle of class?
Student 2: Shut up, I’m doing work
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a person so self-absorbed that they bottle their own farts.
i met a girl in tulum who'd been chilling down there for six months already and had fucked like every local dude already. she was dece, but not exactly hot... it was obvious when she started talking about doing some "projects in ithaca" that she was a true fart bottler.
Being Fart Pilled is basically a middle ground between Blue Pilled and Red Pilled political wise. Meaning not right wing not left wing but middle ground
Guy 1: Hey are you based and red pilled?
Guy2: Na I don’t like either Party I’m based and fart pilled
When you have the motivation to do something useful after work, only for you to sit down and play video games and whine about how little time you have to do something useful every day.
Negrito: I know I said I’d do it after work, but I’m tired right now and I think I deserve to nap.
George: What the mega brain fart was that? Get up and do the dishes, laundry, cooking, plumbing, lighting, cleaning, kitchen, bathroom, and universe right now young man.
Negrito: *depressed*
When your fart is so wet and juicy it qualifies as a lardy fart.
Just hit a lardy fart with how juicy it was