When the ground is covered in shit, rather than snow, on Christmas Day.
Usually experienced in wastelands or along the equator.
Key West experienced their first Brown Christmas, after 2 feet if shitfall came down the night before.
When a guy shits in his partners vagina during sexual intercourse
Guy 1 "yo, have you ever done the brown Christmas with your girl"
Guy 2 "no, wtf?"
A brown-skinned brotha that knows Boston like the back of his hand. (AKA Mr. Boston) He also takes on hopeless cases of white girls trying to obtain their "Ghetto Passes" and he enjoys Haitian food emmensely.
Amber: "Man, I wish I was more black."
Cliff: "No worries baby. Beantown Brown gonna hook you up!"
A name people use for people named Bronwyn when they mess up the attendance list.
"Is uhhh.. Brown-wyn (Bronwyn) here today?"
When you’re having anal sex and the person receiving shits on your tip
Damn Sarah gave me brown tip last night
A person who is super lazy and sleeps til noon. They never want to go out and explore and would rather stay in and watch Netflix.
Me: hey wanna go out tonight?
Them: no I rather stay in and sleep
Me: you are such a willow brown
when a man or women is only bangable if he/she conceals their face with a brown bag
"That chick is only Brown Bag Bangable"
"That guy is BBB"