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When a cat stares at your soul waiting to attack at the right moment.
The cat stares for 1 hour you stand still doing nothing. 5 hours later the cat brings out his claws. 5 more hours later the cat attack jumps at your face Scratching your eye,nose and mouth. the cat scratches your hand has you try to grab the cat. The cat leaps out of your face blood dripping on your face. You try to get the bandages but it still bleeding so you wrap your face in toilet paper and go to sleep. You wake up and you die. The screen shows game over. You punched the computer screen Then you said: fuck this I'm gonna play another game
A woman who reaches an orgasm by her clitoris being stimulated.
"I need new bedsheets after going down on my girl, she's an outdoor cat."
Basically you cannot train a woman to do the things you want.
Dishes are dirty, she doesn’t know how to cook… welp, you “can’t walk a cat”
Random Normalcore guy: who’s Cat Lynn
Me: An angel on earth, she’s literally the sweetest person in my life and I don’t even know her
1) a rare and unplanned event simultaneously occurring alongside or within another event of importance
2) an event or activity that would uniquely surprise an individual
3) an unexpectedly awesome discovery
After dinner, I headed back to my place. When I turned on the TV, I saw the entire gunfight at the O.K. corral from Tombstone. Better than a cat fight at the circus!!!
Dead.
1st guy “my cat is dead”
2nd dude “lol bad, Jaide’s cat is too”