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BUM CUM:
Bum cum is a fancy delicacy originating from Canada. Let me teach you how to make it.
Step 1: Prepare a batter consisting of male sperm (preferably sperm with an STD because it increases the flavor)
Step 2: Season the batter with smegma if you want a more cheesy flavor and period blood if you like a more sweet, irony flavor (you can also use both but it is optional).
Step: 3 Chill for 45 minutes or until ready (you'll know it's ready if it becomes crusty on the top).
Step: 4 Now here is where the “bum” part comes in. You're going to want to shove the batter up your bum and let it sit and marinate in there for 20-30 minutes (you might have mild uncomforts and may develop hemorrhoids but trust me, it's worth it).
Step: 5 Now you're going to want to take that batter and bake it for 24 hours.
Step: 6 Enjoy!
"Oh wow, thats some scrumptious bum cum Jhon!"
when you slap someone with a fish
ima hit him with a hersheys cum bucket
you make think because of the name that he is a boy with a big load, but no, this boy has erectile dysfunction and a tiny penis. His name says cumming but he doesn't stand to what it says, hes shooting blanks. He is secretly a homosexual but doesn't want to admit it but he goes on omegle live chat to show his dick to grown men and strangers just so he wont feel bad about being gay in front of what little friends he has.
Girlfriend: youre being such a sebastien cumming babe, you havent came in me all night!!
When five men position themselves behind a kneeling person and ejaculate over their head to mimic putting a hoodie over her head.
The fellas decided to surprise Becky with a cum hoodie at last nights orgy, she was upset at how much got in her hair.
An elephant girl that will shoot a pigeon in a second.
Carly Cummings shot that pigeon again.
The act of cumming onto her face and misfires into her nasal cavity resulting in breathing difficulties.
Cum-boarding is difficult to breathe through, but it was an accident.
When you stick your dick in the womens vagina just as you cum.
Steven, instead of pulling out went in and gave her a cum jab!