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Ultimate comeback to your dad lesbian
Incel - "Your dad lesbian"
Giga - "Your mom gay"
*incel dies of roast*
Also known as YoMGa. The 4th and supposedly final stage of the BOFA disease, extremely rare due to how lethal stage 2, LIGMA and stage 3, E-TMA are.
YoMGa survivor: I survived YoMGa!
Person 2: What's YoMGa?
YoMGa survivor: Your Mom Gay
*Person 2 spontaneously combusting
A Woman who derives sexual pleasure by fondling her own breasts or sexual male partners testicles
Aaiden: Man get a load o' this M.I.L.F., she's a real Multiverse Soccer Mom
Kayden: For Real?
This is a very common phrase used by children under the age of 8 who forgot to go pee before the 10 hour long roadtrip.
This phrase is used because before the roadtrip started, the mom asks, do you have to go pee timmy? timmy usually says no.
30 minutes into the roadtrip... MOM I GOTTA GO PEE.
thus angering the mom.
Timmy: MOM I GOTTA GO PEE!!!!!!
Mom: Shut up Timmy.
A non-carbonated line of hard "seltzers" with a variety of flavors with names like, 'Karen' and 'Julie'.
1. "hey Julie, are those Mom Water's any good?"
"Oh my God Becky, this shit tastes so bad, I mean who understands this hard seltzer trend, it's like every beverage company has to have one, this really sucks, it's just so ... flat."
2. "Hey bro, try one of these Mom Waters."
"Fuck that bro, it sounds like something from MILF squirting porn."
The little respect your mother has for your personal life / space. Does whatever the hell she wants, whenever the hell she wants. Very annoying.
Friend: I was taking a massive dump and my mom walked in and asked me what I wanted for dinner after she did her hair.
Friend 2: Yeah, that's a lot of mom respect for you.