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When you spend 10 minutes on the toilet pushing cum out your nunny but that hidden extra unexpectedly expels itself at the most inconvenient time
"Babe I just got attacked by poltergeist cum, it's all down my leg!"
When you nut into a hoes belly button and get her cat to slurp it out of her belly button
“Yo get yo pussy cat over here for her cum cat delight.”
When someone drinks too much and cannot achieve organism during inter course.
I took 1 too many shots of tequila and could not bust a nut for the life of me. “Sorry baby, I totally have whiskey cum”
A. When you're fucking a girl on her period and she queefs out a cum bubble.
B. When there is blood in your cum and someone takes your load in their mouth then blows a cum bubble like they had a wad of bubblious bubble gum in their mouth
A . All these bloody cum bubbles coming out of your vagina is making it look like Willie Wonka made a strawberry fizzy lifting drink.
.B. You better swallow that bloody cum bubble or you will stain my sheets or towels
When a man ejaculates onto a waffle iron and makes fluffy sperm waffles.
Dude my brother makes the best cum-griddles.
An event similar to the long jump, where the male athletes instead whip out their cocks and see how far they can ejaculate, and female athletes sit on the floor and see how far they can squirt.
Jonaben: You wanna go join the long cum event this athletic meet?
Jaben: Yea sure! We can compare dick sizes while we're at it.
Finki: Yo I can join you guys too!
strange cum. often found in supermarket bathrooms this cum is straight from a hobo’s scrotum ready to be cleaned by a worker!
did you clean the “strange cum” off the wall yet