A blumpkin on a bidet.
Sandra totally gave Pierre a French Brown in the bathroom of the Blue Bottle on Beverly in WEHO.
A term that defines passionately licking and kissing your partners anus, specifically when they deficate as you perform the action.
Bill: "Was she into any wierd stuff?"
Jamie: "Yeah she made me give her some french browns."
Sitting on your lover's bed having pillow talk naked and your booty hole stamp the sheet leaving a chocolate star known as Brown stampin'....or it's an old skool pimp!
This b**** was Brown stampin' my sheets....
In New York State; Vestal, there is a story that has been going around since 1844. The tale is 'Farmer Brown'. Farmer brown woke up a night to his daughter being gone, she was murdered for a satanic ritual. He went on a murderous rampage, killing 13 children. Eventually the town found him in choconut creek, also known today as the witches forest of new york, he was killed.
Farmer Brown New York was a bad man.
When you stuff your foreskin with your shit and shape the foreskin full of shit to a ball to the point to where it looks like a mace and getting smashed with it
Me and Tim last night were getting brown maced by a homeless man
To take a bong hoot out of the anal cavity.
Did you hear about that chick doing brown smokey's all night?