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(NTK) need to know , nice to know, night time kings
night time kings on the graveyard grind 🤝😈
The act of driving to solely purchase gasoline in an effort to waste time efficiently.
Friend 1: "Where's John? We were supposed to go the game."
Friend 2: "Oh, he's time-pumping again.."
Friend 1: "What the hell is the point of driving to just get gas?"
Friend 2: "No idea."
8:18 PM is National "Boss Time". This crucial time of day shall be represented by the playing of multiple Bruce classics, ie "Born to Run", "Mary's Place", "Glory Days". On a side note, 50% of all children concieved at "Boss Time" are blessed with amazingly good looks and the mind of a musical genius.
Guy 1 "Why did I just pop a boner?"
Guy 2 "Well it is 8:18."
Guy 1 "Ah. "Boss Time". Got it"
When Melissa and Bobby get together, it always end in multiple orgasmic sexery. Melissa might have some outer space orgasms while Bobby can’t get soft if he tried.
Wow, did you see Melissa eyeing that new guy Bobby? I bet she’s dreaming about some Melby time.
The type of relatives that only show up for Christmas and birthdays
Was my birthday yesterday and had my Aunt and Uncle over to celebrate and now I won't see them for another year. Stupid Part Time Relatives
When one edits pictures of sandwiches over hentai cocks
What do you think Calvins doing?
Oh, he's locked in his room. Must be enjoying some Calvin time.