When you melt cheese and dump it inside your penis then ejaculate in a girls mouth and breasts you then wipe some on your dick and smack her in the face with your dick.
Bonus points if there is a splat and the dick cheese goes everywhere.
Person 1: Bro
Person 2: what?
Person 1: want some Dick Cheese?
Person 2 hell yeah
Cheese from your dick often referred to as Dick Cheese
Dang that dick was cheesy I liked it tho nice dick cheese
The pure definition of dick cheese is basically Craig Somerville
A combination of gross things fro the penis that forms a gross substance called dick cheese (usually comes from uncircumcised dicks)
I Went to the bathroom and saw dick cheese galore
Creamy, Disgusting ass shit on uncut guys. You a nasty ass nigga if you have it
Hey, Did you here what happened to Sheila? She went over to blow Anthony and got a mouth of dick cheese.
what happens when you dont fucking wash your shit
i have a major case of dick cheese because i only use axe body spray!
when yo dick stank like whet grandma wrinkly pussy.
“Ew that nigga has dick cheese”
“I can smell his dick cheese from a mile away what a stinky nigger”
“Ew that nigga needa wash his dick cheese away”
“Son why does your dick smell like dick cheese”
“Dude I think I have dick cheese in my ass now”