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Lau V

An adjective in Penang Hokkien. Lau = Old while V = virgin. Synonym of “Pai Seh”. It is a saying of being shy in a way like an old virgin who fear of others to condemn his / her action.

Example 1:
If you want to take the last piece of meat, don’t be shy and just take it. Don’t be Lau V!

Example 2:
Why do you ask so many questions whenever we ask you out? Just come la, don’t be Lau V!

Example 3:
If you want to say something, just say it, don’t be Lau V!

by MoF0Th@m January 5, 2021


V Heat

Warmth or heat emitted from the outer layer of a female’s genitalia which can often be felt over clothing.

Wow! Casandra from accounting nearly burnt a whole in my pants when she brushed passed me. Must be all that v heat she’s packing.

Who was that masseuse? Yeah, she was really pushing the V Heat when she worked on my shoulders.

by The heat man July 25, 2023


V-score

The probability that someone will obtain an STD if they sleep with you. The higher the V-score, the more probability they will contract an STD. The lower the V-score, the lower the probability they will contract an STD. Measured 0-10. 0 being a virgin 10 being Paris Hilton.

"Yo, I couldn't sleep with Trina. She has a V-score of like 9."

by Slept with Trina February 5, 2012


V-Tubers

My life.

Person 1: I would love to fuck Pomu Rainpuff's ass
Person 2: Nah bro Sakura Miko's hotter
Person 3: Shut the fuck up, V-Tubers are trash

Person 4: UWU garfield please insert your giantcock into my pussy
person 5: what the fuck

by whydoihavetodothisalloveragain February 16, 2022


Scottie V

Bitch boy scout who is an absolutely clueless person when it comes to socializing and actually believes that Donald Trump is doing a good job.

That fucker is just like Scottie V!

by Lannan Abdenour June 30, 2019


V-Shot

A shot of Alcohol through the vagina through the use of an alcohol marinated/ infused tampon.

To use a tampon soaked in spirits or strong alcohol inserted in the vagina absorbed this way though the body.

"Did you have a v-shot before coming out"

Do you want to do a v-shot with me?"

"I had a v-shot to get this party started"

by BuRTez May 27, 2017


Ricardo V

Hitler esque child slavery enthusiast who doesn't understand what its like to be in this century let alone 2020.

I Have a Ricardo V

by JOHNNIENIC69 August 1, 2020