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honestly anyone can fall in love with you and you fall in love too easily. i love you with all of my heart and i’m sure other people do. you are many people soulmates i’m sure but i only wish that i was yours. i love you dan and i always will
dan jones is the love of my life.
Lil Dan is a very odd man. He full of lots of fun and energy. One of the people to make u laugh. He usually has an oddly deep voice. Lil Dan is very fond of all his friends. U gotta love a lil Dan
A "slutty dan" is a dad/father figure who finds an affair with another woman other than his wife.
See cheater, liar, or slut.
"Where's your husband been all these nights?"
"I kicked him out. He was a slutty dan."
A wild man that eats face when kisses you, enjoys slippery surfaces, dosent like to be seperated from lover, Loves to try to impress girls by jumping over things, feeds his cat, bipolar.
That man was a dan ord. the way he fed his cat orange peels.
Dan wells is a giraffe fat fuckin cunt , he thinks he has so many friends and that he’s hard and he doesn’t he’s gay and shows school boys his penis
That gay man isn’t as gay as dan wells
1. (noun) A Labor Party idiot/Victorian Premier/lockdown-lover/puppeteer of Albo (Anthony Albanese, the dickhead Prime Minister). See dickhead.
2. (verb) To fall down the stairs whilst blind drunk and listening to the song "Get on the Beers" by Mashd & Kutcher, which features clips of one of Dan Andrews' press conferences. Dictator Dan (Daniel Andrews) did this whilst Premier.
Did you do the Dan Andrews in your apartment?
A little bender that listens to smooth radio and has a Calendar to write everything