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What every kid these days says they have
Kid 1: yo I had sex
Parents: CHANCLETA TIME
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When a man and women get into the same bed.
Sex is the physical act of a man putting his erect penis into a woman's vagina.
I was waiting for Him to walk through the door. I had a surprise for him.
Finally he arrived and I greeted him.
He stared in amazement at my half naked body. I was wearing thongs and a bra.
I took him in my arms and started ripping his clothes off.
He undid my bra and thongs.
I succeeded in undoing his boxers.
His dick was huge!
10inch by 2inch.
I immediately dropped to my knees and started pumping his dick into my mouth. He moaned and groaned with pleasure and repayed the gesture by caressing my vagina.
My heart flutters as his mouse travels down... Down... Towards my vagina.
He gently licksit clean. Then starts licking more roughly. Harder and harder!
Then he slowly painstakingly travels his dick towards my vagina. He shallowly pumps in in and out. Knowing it is torture to me.
Then he gets bored with teasing me and starts to jam his penis into my Vagina. The full length of it goes into me and going mad with pleasure he humps me harder and harder.
THE REST IS SENSORED.
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We all know why u are here bro
If u or someone u know has been experiencing horny or Sex thoughts for years and don't know how to stop, u may be entitled to the horny helpline! U also may be thinking: I don't wanna be horny, I wanna ba happy, if u are refusing I will come over and delete your WiFi
Call 1-800-69420 or 1-800-Stop-horny-now
I repeat 1-800-stop-horny-now
Call now!
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An activity in which a male figure repeatedly pokes his penis into a female vagina, making her shriek and scream in delight.
One day, Mark was walking by to give Claire flowers when he knocked on her door. After he knocked, she appeared at the door.
All she was wearing was a bathrobe and panties, and she quickly ushered him inside. Then she moved her perfect hourglass body up the stairs to her bedroom. When Mark followed she was already up there, on her bed. Staring at her, Mark couldn't believe his luck. As she walked toward him, her pussy started dripping wet and she took off the bathrobe. "You know, it's a bit warm in here. Maybe you should take off all those layers...." She mused, already unbuttoning his shirt. "Claire....... Hmf....... Sex..." but he didn't finish, because she started frenching him. She explored his mouth until it seem she had charted every atoms, and by then Mark had gotten in the groove. He started fingering her, hands never missing the clit. She started moaning, and spread her legs out wide, because she could do straddle splits. He took that as a sign that he should do what he thought. He started to push some fingers in, one by one. Once he hit four fingers, she suddenly yelled at him to start fucking her. She screamed in pleasure as he finally took off his boxers, revealing his 11" dick. "Hot..." She mused. Then, without a word, he started to shove his 11" cock into her tight vagina. It took all of nearly 3 hours, just to get it halfway in. They were finally in, and Mark hit her organism. Four weeks later, she found out that she was pregnant.
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When a man slides his penis inside of a woman's vagina and thrusts it in and out. This is done to make babies.
I had sex with Andrew last night.
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Sex is fun. Everyone likes it.
2 teenagers age 18, they went out on a walk. Max sat down he said "May..Ive been thinking..."
She said "about what..?" Max answered and said "May...I love you.." then May ran into his arms and kissed him.. she said "i love you so much" and then took his shirt off
He took her pants off and her top. He stuck his dick inside of her pussy. She said "aaah~ dont stop~" then he stopped.. he said "May this isnt right..."
She said "what do you mean..?" Then he said "May..i have a girlfriend...." May said "WHAT?! WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME?!"
He kissed her. And said "shhh luv" and smacks her ass and sticks his dick inside of her ass.. they kept it a secret for a few months!
But his girlfriend found out after 3 months.. but then may and max said "wanna be a threesome?" Katie then said "yes please!" And then the girls started kissing
After that they were all happy!
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