National bury your face in you girlfriend’s soapy titty day
May 12th devin and lexi
Today is the only day where you can put your face into some soapy tittys
Me- hey guess what
Her- what😒
Me- lemme bury my face in those soapy tittys
Her- tf
Me- it’s national bury my face into your soapy tittys day
Her-ugh fine
A man who will stop at nothing to reach his goals. He also has a uniball.
Sometimes that guy is such a Devin Terris.
Devin's anal cavity is Adens and only Adens to explore and he can enter it whenever he wants even in public.
Aden will now enter devin's anal cavity on the bus.
When you need a software developer's help to accomplish basic things in a system.
This system is unusable, we need DEVine intervention even to update an order's status.
A doll with a golden heart and an ethereal soul. Probably busy slaying, purring, girling, and twirling. Her love will last forever. And ever. And ever.
"Have you seen that travel influencer girl with the selfie stick on instagram reels?"
"You mean Devin Halbal? Her face card never declines omg
When you and your football coach husband agree to fucking with a strap on
Dayum Jeff that was such a well coached game! Wanna go into the bedroom and hit a dirty Devin?
While being pegged by the largest dildo you can legally buy, and reciting the Barney theme song in the voice of pee wee Herman. If he cums, he is to then lick the goop off of the dildo
Trying something new, hell yeah, let’s try the dirty Devin tonight