A very very sexy male with a big tollie that will make a girl cry in bed. His tollie is so big that even horses look up to his tollie. So if you know a hayden invite him over coz he will surely make you satisfied in bed.
Boy: is that Hayden?
Girl: yes but I like to call him daddy becoz he made me cum in less then a second
A sexy young boy with a big tollie that will make you cry I bed so if your know a hayden take him to your bedroom because he will surely make you cum in seconds
Boy: Is that Hayden?
Girl :Yes the boy with the biggest tollie in the world
Some fat feker who likes to get enjoyment out of his dad grounding him when hes a naughty boy. Hayden has a pebble of a sister who walks around like the cock of the walk even though her diet is the maccies menu. Hayden is a short gay man with horrible taste in men. He wears a rainbow coloured poppy because he likes to spread a gay message just like he spreads his willy wonka across his dads teeth. Hayden is hayden.
Did you see that fat bloke on the bus? It was definitely a hayden.
he is funny. like effortlesly funny. he is also kind and shy sometimes around new people. hes not the brightest but thats one of the thinks that makes him funny. Hes an average looking guy, funny, and kind.
girl 1: hayden is so funny and sweet.
Hayden is a loving, carefree human being. She always has time for her friends and knows how to put a smile on your face. She is fun and playful. Hayden can be sensitive but everyone can relate to that. When you're down the first person you can talk to is Hayden, and she will give the best advice. She cares about everyone in her life and always makes time to spend with loved one in friends. She is the best friend anyone could ever have
Hayden is my best friend for life!!!
Haydens exude blueberry muffin energy.
“Hey do you know Hayden?”
“Yeah they have such a blueberry muffin vibe!”