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A group of miserable fucks, who are still classy and regal, that fail at everyday attempts in life. Often resulting in mutual drinking and bitching about how bad thier lives suck ass.
Friend one "Hey man, whats up? "
Friend two "my life fucking sucks."
Friend one "HAHA, your a fucking failure!"
Friend two "no shit man."
Friend one "Join the FML club"
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A person (contrary to popular belief, can be a member of either sex) who regularly frequents the discothèque. Can often be seen posing, wearing the latest trends in clothing including shirts with lame, bold slogans & wearing sunglasses inside & at night, handing out club discount entry passes so they can brag about being a promoter, attempting to sneak into the VIP area & gurning their face off from munching too many disco biscuits.
Robert: Look at John over there...what a disgrace! Hes such a filthy club rat.
Shirley: Yeah its OK to not go to the club for one week! Is that a girls shirt from Supre that hes wearing?
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Where sluts, hoes, and bitches work. Also a place when girls rub there vaginas against a pole causing guys to get a boner.
Let's go to the strip club to get erections.
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Club Penguin is a gay virtual world where people make penguins and go on dates with people they don't know.
It's also full of faggots that ask to be your friend as soon as you come in the room! :D
faggots club penguin
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adj. - referring to, in a derogatory manner, to ease or privilege
“This ain't like that country club bullshit you're used to.”
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The band All Time Low's official and EXCLUSIVE deliciously sexxi fan club. Home of the most pimpin' kids on the internet. They even have their own mafia. Beware, the Hustlah family has got eachothers backs, so don't mess with them OR their boys.
Hater: Omg emo boys suck, Jack's new hair is not the end of the world, Alex sounds like a girl, Rian...who's Rian, Zacks a douche bag...blah blah blah
The Hustler's Club: ATTACKK!
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key club is an organization where kids who want to change the world all come together to help those less fortunate. we dedicate pretty much all of out time to helping others. we spend Halloween collecting money for UNICEF instead of getting candy. we have HUGE conventions to learn new ways to raise money. we earn tons of money to help kids who need the money more than we do. its the club to join if you love helping others.
first person: "let's go out this weekend and party"
second person: "oh i can't, i have key club"
first person: "why do you always do that?!?!?"
second person: "i love helping others! you should come with me"
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