I am the bone of my sword

Unlimited Blade Works

I am the bone of my sword.

Steel is my body and fire is my blood.

I have created over a thousand blades.

Unaware of loss,

Nor aware of gain.

Withstood pain to create weapons, waiting for one’s arrival.

I have no regrets. This is the only path.

My whole life was Unlimited Blade Works.

体は剣で出来ている

血潮は鉄で心は硝子

幾たびの戦場を越えて不敗

ただ一度の敗走もなく、

ただ一度の勝利もなし

担い手はここに孤り、剣の丘で鉄を鍛つ

ならば、わが生涯に意味は不要ず

この体は、無限の剣で出来ていた

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I am mother fucking Switzerland

Switzerland is a neutral country. So when your friends get in an argument and you don't want to take sides you yell "I am Switzerland. "

"Beth tell PJ he's wrong"
Beth "I am mother fucking Switzerland"

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i am we todd did

I am re-tar-ded..... also sofa king may be added. as in. I am sofa king we todd did.

Repeat after me, "I am we todd did."

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i am living in your walls

i am in your walls

Hey Paul, did you realize that i am living in your walls?

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I am fishing for your Goombas

Something Mario says on some Super Mario Go-Fish game on the PC. Makes me laugh *shrug*

Some might say he his fishing for some stereotypical Italian men.

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I am own the dirt orb

World is mine.

asune mikku: i am own the dirt orb

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Hey there! i am using whatsapp

The status message of someone who isn't using whatsapp

Hey there! i am using whatsapp
No you're not otherwise, you would have changed the default status message