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the Zen-like state of mind when one may freely and with neither shame nor pride claim authorship of each and every gaseous release from ones ass
Old uncle dudely: catch that one you young whipper snapper and paint it green.
Young nephew duder: dude that is devastating. i am stupified not only by it's gnarly scent but by your anal openness.
Old uncle dudely: years in india my boy. years in india.
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The face a woman or man makes when having painful anal sex, characterised by a wide open mouth or gritted teeth, eyes wide open and general redness.
Doggy style in front of a mirror, stick your dick in that ass and watch that anal face!
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A very cute name for a fart that sounds violent.
The fat man lifted his right cheek and proceeded to perform an anal belch.
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A medical term; "Anal Shyness" occurs when a person is reluctant to engage in anal sex for fear of hurting or overwhelming their ass. Most commonly found among stubborn females and flaming men who are gay, but haven't engaged in anal sex, due to their anal shyness.
Joe Pa has "Anal Shyness".
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The action of bumming a hole of either sex and whipping your knobbler out before cumming, flipping the recipeant over and quickly slapping the end of your dick over the centre of the top lip whilst throwing your arm in the air and shouting a german word.
He says...."Quick baby, i've come"
She says...."oh darling, give me a kiss"
Pull out, flip, 'slap!!@*!*!!!'
"SCHNUFFELN SIE DIESES WEIBCHEN!!"
You've been a victim of an anal hitlier love!
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A female who got fucked in the ass so many times more than she can remember, and the common causes for being an anal whore is pornography and prostitution. the highest population of anal whores is in Brazil.
"man Katja Kassin did more than 700 anal scene, what an anal whore."
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A combination of an analyst who is also trained as a therapist and one of the best ever jokes from Arrested development - series 2.
Here, I'll give you his number, he's the best anal rapist around New York!
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