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when you rub cum around her asshole then lick it off
mmm love me some creme cheese bagel
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One who is so lame that the only hole they'll ever get is the one in the center of their morning bagel. They usually eat it afterwards, with butter and a different, homemade cream cheese.
Peter: Quagmire watch the numbers would you? I'm going to heat up a bagel and have sex with it.
Quagmire: The butter's in the fridge, you dirty bagel-hole-screwer!
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1. A fucking awesome prank where one smears honey on a friend or acquitance's nipples and cream cheese on thier bely while they sleep.
"Haha dude! Hes totally bagel bear bait now."
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Slang term for a NYC sex party.
Jen do you want to go to the next coffee meets bagel?
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When a girl eats a bagel with whitefish spread off your cock while blowing you.
Jeremy went home with Dorothy after synagogue. Dorothy went into the kitchen to prepare a bagel with whitefish spread for Jeremy. Upon completion he demanded, "Finagle My Bagel!"
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An act in which two friends that go by the names of Meg and Amanda get in Meg's car and drive to JV Bagels at 10:00 A.M. before then working the 8 hour shift at the community pool
Jan - Do you want to go on a Bagel Adventure?
Bob - We can't you douche. Our names aren't Meg or Amanda (though I wish they were *ponders*)
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Phrase used when one, either 1.metaphorically or 2.literally jizzes in his or her pants.
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TV: Robiskie scores!
Me: I just creamed my bagel
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Tv: Double Kill!!, Triple Kill!!!, Overkill!!!!
Me: ah ooh uh... I just creamed my bagel.
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