tan banana

The cack. The man-meat. Phallus, penis, male genitalia, or wang. Pick your synonym.

"Chris smokes the tan banana."
"How gay."

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banana man

The BEST FUCKING SUPER HERO EVER.No arguments....he just fucking is.

"When Eric eats a banana he becomes....THE BEST SUPER HERO EVER"

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banana slap

First you eat a banana, then you take the peal, grab the connected end, and slap someone with the separated end. 3 or more ends will suffice in causing enough pain and hilarity. When you banana slap someone, you must yell, "banana slap!" This is only necessary for the complete experience.

*eats banana*
*grabs end*
*slaps*
*yells, "banana slap!"*
*runs away if necessary*

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banana land

A realm far from reality, where insane people believe what they say is correct.

Alex insists that he is Jesus Christ, clearly he is lost in banana land .

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bananas in pyjamas

a penis wearing a condom

those men have their bananas in pyjamas...

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banana

a not so well know slang name for a cigarette

i saw emily and natalie eating bananas outside school yesterday


so did you get the bananas i ased for?

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Banana

Its a yellow fruit..
not that yellows a bad colour..
And its fury! And i've heard the little black bits on the inside are poisonous..WHY WOULD YOU WANNA EAT A FRUIT LIKE THAT?!

"DUUUUUUUDE ITS A BANANA!"

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