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A very soft banana. The opposite of a hard banana. Not red, not grown to its full potential.
"Boy das a really soft banana."
When a man is not fully hard so he is soft hard. His dick is still standing but it’s soft.
“Carson what the fuck does soft hard mean?” asked Reagan
When someone's watching a funny video on their phone and sees someone get hurt
Hahaha, look at this soft cunt
When you’re super pissed about something but you’re too nice to act on it
The other day I wanted to murder Kelly for eating my bagel, but I had soft rage so I settled with pulling a strand of her hair out and blaming it on the dog
soft nut occurs when a person is flaccid and expierences ejaculation caused by someone, something, or some word.
lost1-yo dude did you jus see her ass.?
enzo2-dude i think i jus soft nutted on myself
lost1- dang..
Something that is had between two people who constantly talk about each other and platonically flirt.
"Is Lucy dating Salem?"
"No, it's just a soft crush"