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By giving your boss blowjobs, you secure permanent employment
She'll never get fired, she's got blowjob security!
Used by older groups of swingers
when everyone is nude ( so usually a pool party ) Couples meeting for the first time would frequently: A. Men shook hands
B. Women would hug each other
C. Women would then give the man they met a friendly slurp of his cock
( averaging 4 or 5 seconds )
I knew Jane & John were going to be fun people to have at the party. I could tell from the handshake blowjob when we met .... they liked to party.
When a girl is giving you a rusty trombone, you relieve yourself and discharge a nice, thick log of shit about half way, then your partner starts to suck on the shit like it's a big cock.
This chick was lickin' my ass, and I was prairie doggin', then she started sucking on my shit like it was Dick Ram Bone or something.
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While giving a blowjob, begin talking like the Cookie Monster.
Your mom game me a cthulhu blowjob. So I ate her.
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When a girl gives you a blowjob with chew in her mouth.
(At a redneck party)
Guy 1: Would you let that girl suck your dick?
Guy 2: Gross dude, she's got a dip in her mouth.
Guy 1: Wouldn't be my first Southern Blowjob.
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Noun. A finger blowjob is where someone performs the act of a blowjob on one of their, or someone else's, finger(s).
Dude1: "Last night, during foreplay, Sarah sucked on my fingers."
Dude2: "dude that's a finger-blowjob"
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girl sucks on a guy for sexual pleasure, not too nice for the girl but good for the guy
i gave my bf a blowjob and he loved it soo much, he didnt want me to stop
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