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The brain chain is a linear sequence of human intelligence levels. At the top of the classic brain chain we have our Einsteins. At the middle there are moderately intelligent people. At the bottom, there are ordinary people. The top of the brain chain consumes the middle, the middle consumes the morons, similar to the process of the food chain.
"Toby thinks Japan is in Europe. He truly is on the bottom of the brain chain."
A very impaired brain, shrunk and deformed - like a grape withered by the sun, forming a raisin.
They always wondered what was wrong with Chad, he always seemed dumber than a piece of toast. "Perhaps he has a raisin brain?" Julie offered. "My cousin had raisin brain." George said. "Couldn't tell his ass from his face." Chad continued to stare at them in confused silence.
Brain Clapped, the supreme version of the English slang word of “clapped”. Chiefly it means when a individual has no personality but can also be applied to someone normally clapped as well. A double entendres.
When a strange creature of the opposite sex, for instance an attractive woman. Has no personality or looks and tries to have sexual intercourse with you.
“Na bro she was brain clapped”
A slap on the head, usually the back of the head. Not hrd enough to really hurt, but suffient to shake up the recipient more than a little.
Often used in a group of males to "encourage" the one that's always a bit slower than the others.
"So that's three Big Macs, a Quarter pounder, a chicken sandwich .... Jim, what do you want ?"
"Err... a Big - no, one of those fish .... can I have nuggets ? No hang on, something with bacon ....."
<SMACK>
"Make your mind up NOW, unless you want some more brain therapy !"
"Ok, OK, Big Mac and Fries !"
The source of all knowledge. It is written on a sticky note.
I found the Brain Formula
Okie dokie
Similar to a Brain Ninja, a Brain Pirate stays in someone's mind much longer, usually pillaging and taking over that person's thoughts. This can be used to describe women that you sometimes can't stop thinking about.
Mike: Dude, I can't stop thinking about Ashley.
Steve: Why? You like her?
Mike: I'm Freakin' in LOVE with her.
Steve: I don't blame you, that Ashley can be a HUGE Brain Pirate sometimes...
The steam that escapes from your mouth when you are trying to eat something that you have realized, too late, is way too hot. (Created by Jane, age 5)
The chocolate chips in that cookie gave me brain smoke. Next time I'll just let them cool a bit first.