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Dependable, reliable, exceeds expectations. Installers of Garage doors, openers and gates. Repairs too!
G & G Garage Door Co. Is the best in the business !
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This a common catchphrase of Vietnamese parents who failed in educating their children. The sentence means "I am stupid. I am not capable of bearing the responsibility for anything."
Con nít co biet gi dau! Bị thần kinh hay gì!
Con nit co biet gi dau! Có con mèo thôi cũng khóc!
The Proof:
Heming is stupid and annoying
Heming= stupid x annoying
Annoying people are cotangent with poop dicks
Heming= cos poop dick stupid
The level of stupidity is theta
Hemings level of stupidity is theta
Heming=cos poop dick theta
Heming is Cheming on paper
Heming=Cheming
We conclude:
Cheming=cos poop dick theta
The proof of cheming=cos poop dick theta took merely minutes to think up because cheming is an ugly poop dick.
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Spouse's third-cousin-once-removed's spouse.
My co-third-cousin-once-removed-in-law is a good person.
You would rather die than to study this shit. Whenever someone talks about this, just slap them directly with a saucepan.
Dai cuong hoa hoc huu co kho vai ca lon
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the equivalency of munging Mrs. Heming or Cheming; makes barfing a desirable option
"That guy totally just munged a dead nun!" barf-vomit-barf
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Someone that find something that is almost impossible but somehow finds a way to break it.
It could be on purpose or accidental. Either way that person finds a way to fuck something up.
Logan: What's the matter Toby? Toby: Well... I fucked a girl who had her tubes tied and was taking birth-control, and i was wearing a condom. Logan: So? Its not like she's going to get pregnant. Toby: Logan... I'm going to be a father in 4 months. Logan: Ha, bro, your a fucking Ne-Co-Ni-Cu-Zn-Ga!!
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