e-codes

aftermarket headlights for the volkswagen jetta

nice blacked out e-codes. do they have hids too?

Code Caller

A kid that calls people hackers when they win something in a game, usually little kids but can differ.

Kid: *wins* doot doot
Code Caller: hACkS, iM REpoRTinG yoU
Kid: noooo plz don’t

Fart Code

It’s like morse code but in farts!

“No one understands me and Billy’s Fart code!”
“Talk in fart code so they don’t understand.”
“Give me the test anwsers in fart code when we take the test.”

code gnome

A computer programmer who skillfully crafts code at all hours, obsessing over details, while seldom leaving his or her cave. A code gnome would rather code than sleep.

Bob (after work at the bar): Have you seen Linus here anywhere?
Sue: When I left the office he was still writing code.
Bob: Man, that guy writes great code, but he never leaves his desk. What a code gnome!

Code brown

I took my girlfriend out for dinner last night,
I had too much Spivey food.
When we got home.
I was in the bathroom all night with a code brown

I had a code brown after eating spicy food last night

percussion code

The best banon account on twitter. Run by someone awesome.

Hey did you see Percussion Code's tweet yesterday? It was awesome.

Dianela code

Can’t date any of her best friend

She is loyal

And thic

And hot

I can’t date you it against the Dianela code