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Cookes Law states that a girl is fair game if she was in High school at the same time you were. This rule is in effect until said girl graduates, at which time whatever your friends think is acceptable is the new guidline.
Some high schools consist of a different grade system, the mostly widely accepted for this rule is grades 9-12.
Grade 10 girl - "I really like you"
2nd year university boy - "Sorry, cant break Cooke's Law"
Or something like that...
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A real mod he loves all things mod. He also has a really small penis. He likes to ride around on his lambretta and listen to musicians like the who and other such people. He will also have way to many mirrors on his scooter which he and his other friends that are also moded call a lambretta.
that paul wella is a right liam cook
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when you walk into class without any books or when you fail a test
student: i was getting cooked by the teacher when we got the test back
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The winner of American Douchebag season 7. His career will last until next years American Idol begins and everyone forgets him
American Idol fan 1: OMG! David Cook won OMG! I so wanted him to win.
American Idol fan 2: I wanted him to win too...to bad we'll forget about him when the new season starts.
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The act of getting a female pregnant. A word play on the embryotic eggs of a woman.
John: 'How was last night?'
Joe: 'Rough night.... I was cooking eggs.'
Jane: 'I'm in trouble. I got some eggs cooked.'
John: 'Did you get her knocked up?'
Joe: 'Cooked eggs man....'
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An amazing boy, who is sweet and funny. He eats like a body-builder, and kicks some ass in COD, and is very passionate ;) I can be myself when I am with him. I can tell him anything, and he will be there for me. Thinking of him, fills me with a wonderful feeling.
Have you met Mike Cooke?
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1.The hottest comedian alive who I want to make hot monkey love to.
2. The guy held prisoner in my closet. Tied up in ropes and handcuffed (oh thats kinky).
AND 3. Everything you wish you had in a man.
Daney Waney: "Mmm let me out of the closet!"
Me: "Never youre Dane Cook and I'm never letting you out of my sight!"
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