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Adding 1-3 iches to your penis size since your penis can be felt through your happy sack and crotch.
Slutty Girl: Hey how big are you?
Mason: UHHHHH.....6 inches, cut......
Friend who enjoys cock-blocking: Mason stop crotch-counting!!!
(Slutty Girl walks away snickering.)
The stain on one’s pants or skirt that is the result of a child ( usually one’s own child) having wiped their face off on said person while hugging or clinging on to them.
“Dude what’s on your pant?” “Oh, that’s a crotch blotch my kid just wiped his grubby chocolate ice cream covered face on me.”
A cat that likes to sit between your legs because of the heat.
"My cat likes to sit between my legs because she's a crotch kitty."
When weed falls on your lap when rolling a joint or packing a bowl
Courtney's lap was filled with crotch weed after rolling a joint
A romantic novel that consists of 80% sex scenes and 20% story. Geared towards women, these are the equivalent of internet porn for men and can include romantic encounters of many sub genres including contemporary, historical, science fiction and paranormal. Usually are cheap, paperback, and found in mass at local supermarkets and drugstores, or in the hands of the middle aged woman on the bus.
The hypocritical thing about it, is that my girlfriend hates that I would watch porn, but she is never without one of her crotch burner books.
1. a pubic area with red hair
2. a person with red hair who is presumed to have red pubic hair
"Mikey sent me nudes on Snapchat, and he totally has a fire-crotch!"
"I guess I am glad people don't call me ginger anymore, but fire-crotch is not much better."
(Verb) The universal term for both the giving or receiving or either filatio or cunnilingus.
-OTHER FORMS
face-crotched, face-crotching
Man 1: How'd last night go?
Man 2: Dude, that girl gives awesome face-crotch