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Formally Konfabulator, it runs what are called Widgets, which are created by ordinary people using fancy JavaScript, Photoshop, GIMP, and the like. There currently 3,000 widgets out now, give or take a few 100. It has everything, including a Homeland Security terrorist threat level chart, so I can see how likely I am to die today. It also takes up rediculessly LOW processor power, especially if it's in the Heads-Up-Display. I can even access UD without having to open to a browser! Lazy!
If any Yahoo! Widget Engine users check this out, go ahead and post your tweeked-out desktops. To make a screenshot...
+Windows-hit "Print Screen," left of scroll lock (prt scr).
Hit paste on a document, the picture will appear.
Drag picture to desktop, file will be created.
Open file with Microsoft Picture and Fax Viewer.
Donno for Macs, I don't have one...
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WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS MATTEL
Person 1: Hey, have you heard of All Engines Go?
Person 2: Oh, that shit? we don't talk about that.
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The engineering discipline associated with the brainstorming, designing, prototyping, manufacturing, or testing of any device with the designed purpose of smoke inhalation.
The discipline most college students turn to when their current major isn't going their way or finals are approaching.
The creation of a miscellaneous smoking device from ordinary materials.
Student 1: Yo dude this Electrical Engineering isn't working out for me I think I'm just move home and study Smoke Device Engineering.
Student 2: I don't know man when we were studying the other day it was really making sense.
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The sexual act of where you stick a vape in an ass and anally vapes and then farts out the vape into another persons mouth.
That kinky hipster bitch wanted to do an Alabama steam engine last night.
The alabama steam engine is a sexual act in which one of the persons involved takes a hit off any substance (cigarettes, joints, vapes, etc) and proceeds to exhale smoke directly into the tip of another persons penis in which the person then walks around the room yelling "ALL ABOARD" and proceeds to fuck the fore-mentioned person
Bob: " damn I miss being young"
Joe: " yeah I remember me and my sisters would do the ol' Alabama steam engine for shits an giggles"
When a girl goes down to the Lincoln Haymarket and blows a homeless man in broad daylight for the bottom dollar.
Megan! You did a Nebraska Steam Engine... for your student loans and mortgage?!?
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Basically a blue collar worker who makes white collar money, is smarter than 99% of people he works with, and they will openly admit this to him.
You basically have to be fucking exceptional in: electrical, mechanical, hydraulics, pneumatics, water systems/plumbing, PLC troubleshooting, and diplomacy.
Also, you get to sleep in nice hotels, drive brand new rental cars, and fly first class, all for completely free, and you are treated like a hero wherever you go, because you fix important shit. The ultimate bachelor life.
Operator says "Yo, the machine was fucked up for months, but we called the Field Service Engineer and he got it running like brand new in a day. Damn that was one smart mothafucka."
Manager says "I need to offer that guy a job, he can replace my whole maintenance department!"
Field Service Engineer says "Fuck that, I make too much money to give up nice hotels and fancy rental cars and first class air travel every couple of days. Let alone I can find a new tinder date every week!!!"