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n. A dialect of the English language frequently used on the internet.
The following rules apply when using in Internet English:
-Your: most often used for both the possessive pronoun and the contraction of "you are" while the latter is more prominently used.
-There, Their and They're refer to location, possession, and the contraction of "they are," respectively, however either word can go with either meaning, thus breaking the rules familiar when using proper English.
-Wut: short for "what."
-u: short for "you." "ur" is the possessive pronoun meaning the same as "your."
...and many more rules apply, but I, unfortunately, do not have the time to write down all the rules. If you wish to learn more, find someone who is proficiently fluent in the language to teach you some slang.
The lack of conventions, lack of punctuation, frequent misspellings, and incorrect uses of words' meanings are what characterizes Internet English. This language is used often on social media and text messaging. Websites include YouTube, Facebook and Twitter.
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An english mishman is when you are at a party of someone you dont like. you find a girl have anal sex and ejaculate inside her,then have her deficate in a pillow case for the party thrower to find in the morning.
dude i was at this guys house and we totally did the english mishman. it was awesome. i hate that guy.
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the most disguting breakfast ever, as served in greasey spoons.
makes you wish you order an ulster fryinstead1
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The term given to receiving a 'Hot Lunch' first thing in the morning. See Hot Lunch.
I woke up and gave that bitch a full english
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Certain sexual procedure only found in obscene circles. It involves getting a girl (or a guy i guess) getting them to open their mouth fully and then clingfilming the top. You then procede to poke the cling film in a little. Followed by turding on the clingfilm. You then follow up with ejaculating on the turd, and finally poking the "full english" into her/his mouth
Jesus, that bird just ate a full english, she is my kind of girl!
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European English is the main language of Europe. European English is derived from American English, the native official language of the United State America.
European English takes the comparatively simplistic spellings of American English words and makes them much fucking harder to spell by adding unnecessary letters, in line with Europe's tradition of complicating things.
Common examples of the differences between American English(Correct form: Real English) and European English:
Color -> Colour
Airplane -> Aeroplane
Mustache -> Moustache
Aluminum -> Aluminium
Fiber -> Fibre
Organize -> Organise
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