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Thinking you have a flat tire on your bicycle when in reality you are to messed up to be riding.
Works for any hilly city that has a good sized cycling and partying community - Seattle Flat etc.
Al was so stoned going home last night he had to check his bike for flats twice. Turned out they were Montreal Flats.
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Expression for the system administrator which is extremely untidy and his office is a complete mess. Flat foot means that there is only enough space underneath his door to slide a box of pizza.
His office is a mess, he is a flat foot.
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Someone with absolutely no glute development or "ass." people who suffer from flat-crack are incapable of defacting without pain. Hank hill is the most popular public figure known to suffer from the disorder. Pants are constantly falling down on these people, causing general discomfort in those im the proximity of sufferers. Common actions like wiping the buttocks is not a simple procedure for those with flat-crack.
Person A: "hey, have you seen Kevin?"
Person B: "yea i saw that flat-cracked motherfucker earlier walking around the bar inciting perturbation in fellow patrons and staff."
Person A: "yea, typical Kevin..."
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Katie kacinari is the definition of flat Katie. sorry Katie :)
flat Katie is flat
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Woman with curvaceous phat arse and thighs but really small tits
Describe your date last night ... she was flat n thicc
A chunk of terd left around the toilet bowl after flushing.
That duece was so gross it didn't just leave skid marks, it left some flat tires!
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A group of stupid wankers that are so stupid, they think the earth is a flat disc
Son: Hey dad, I've joined the flat earth society
Dad: I have no son
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