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human glue

cum

its so damn sticky, its human glue

by pville October 29, 2002

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Spanking The Human

When you see a monkey jerking it. Instead of the monkey spanking his monkey he's spanking his human.

WTF dude the monkey is Spanking The Human.

by Psyco6 February 3, 2012

8๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


human millipede

Okay so this is basically an advanced version of the human centipede, and it's totally PC. In this scenario you'd have 249 other people with a ball sack. Everyone is in a line on all fours sucking the balls of the person in front of them. Since there are 250 people with 4 limbs contacting the ground, we've got a 1000 legged sucking machine ready to move in the choice direction of the leader. (who isn't sucking a ballsack) Have fun with this one guys.

Ho-ho man! Did you see the human millipede walking down 7th street today? Looked enticing

by donohohonoono October 19, 2020

9๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Human nip

Marijuana. Taken from its slight resemblance in appearance when broken up to packaged catnip, and its similar effects on humans as catnip has on cats.

The cat's been into the human nip again!

by OldsVistaCruiser March 13, 2011

8๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


human anatomy

An interesting but complicated subject about be parts and systems in our bodies.

Tibia honest, I failed that human anatomy test.

I had to memorise all the bones in the body for human anatomy.

by Rueme February 26, 2015

11๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Human Purse

The act of carrying a Hermaphrodite by its weiner while it's tucked into it's own vagina.

Why don't you carry me like a Human Purse. Or. The handle of my human purse broke off, so I had to get a new one.

by Matthew James Williams August 2, 2007

14๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


human buckaroo

A party game invented in 1999 by a local hero Thompson. it involves placing objects found in the home during the latter stages of a party on top of who people begin to larry out. whoever makes the victim wake/move (BUCK) is the loser and has to perform a dare

Dude 1: hey man (insert name here) is asleep lets play human buckaroo

Dude 2: yeh man lets but frozen food down his pants

by El capitain August 15, 2005

12๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž