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Ones female parental figure, oftentimes the target of puns.
Your mama so stupid that she threw a rock at the ground, and missed!
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The smallest thing in the world.
That dust particle is a small as your dick!
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A term used to describe someone's imaginary life which exists only in his or her own mind. See: Teenager
Maybe in your world homework isn't necessary, but since I'm paying the outrageous tuition to your private school, you're going to finish the homework anyway!
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A command issued by a man instructing a slut to get on her knees and give him a nice, long blowjob.
Horny guy: Hey bitch! On your knees!
(slut starts to suck guy's cock)
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Your face noun; - refers to a noun in a sentence; it is supposed to replace any noun in any sentence, towards somebody in perticular.
original statement: That looks like a bad accident...
revised statement: Your face looks like a bad accident...
Original statement: Where are they coming from?
revised statent: There on the corner of flamingo annndd, your face!
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Another way of saying "Fuck you." It is derived from sexual activity where the male genitals are put up the female genitals, an anus or a mouth.
"Hey are you trying to start something with me motherfucker!?"
"Up yours!"
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A comeback you can use in any situation. Usually takes place of your mom otherwise known as yo mama and jo mama.
Damn, you're ugly.
You're face.
You need to take a shower.
Your face needs to take a shower.
You're a faggot.
Your face is a faggot!
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