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Special friends who have summer homes on the beach that you can call when you're in your 50s and freaking out about something you did when you were 14.
When she was "panicking” Christine called her beach friends who urged her to call newspapers or her congresswoman.
a friend that’s ready to get checked out of life
“i’m a barcode friend.”
Someone you talk to that you really don't care about.
my side friend was annoying to talk to
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These r people u have known for the longest time and just stab u in the back. They will shoot u if they get the chance and completely betray.
My fake friends just dated the boy that I like.
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Friends who are sexually attracted to one another, but maintain zipper discipline.
Friends with benefits? Nah, Cathy's already got a boyfriend. We're more like friends with chemistry.
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friends that you have often banished out of your life, but that keep coming back.
Kevin is one of my boomerang friends. After every fight I think I'll never see him again. But then, he boomerangs back into my life.
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When a friend gives another friend an erection, but it's okay because it's purely platonic and doesn't mean anything.
"Dude Avy just sent me her tits and I got the most insane boner. But it's harmless because we're just friends-- it's a friend boner!"
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