great escape

While performing the act of anal sex, having a friend quietly enter the room from behind. Then quickly switching places with the friend so as to lead the partner to believe it is still your dick in her ass. Then, proceeding to walk past her, wave, and leave the room.

She didn't know whose cock was in her ass once i pulled a great escape on her.

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Great Falls

Great Falls, Virginia is a town where poor people in Herndon are jealous they didn't get to grow up. However there are a bunch of douches there so it isnt that cool.

1: "I just went to Great Falls"
2: "I heard that place was really rich"
1: "Yea, but there are a bunch of douchebags there"

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The Great Reset

Starting over, or redoing it all created by the YouTuber: Ryan Trahan on his series “I survived on $0.01 for __ days”

Katie: Hey did you see Ryan Trahans new video?

Ben: No what video?

Katie: The video where he got reset

Ben: Oh you mean The Great Reset?

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great dane

A girl who is a 9 or up on a 1 to 10 rating and deserves being pointed out to your friends

Yo mike look at the great dane by the cashier

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No Great Mischief

Possibly the worst book ever written. A summary of this book would include a guy pulling out his own tooth, a bunch of guys sleeping in the same cabin and going out to mine every night and getting shit on by some french dudes, an alcoholic dad and sooner, an alcoholic brother that dies in his car back in a small shitty city in Canada called Cape Breton.

Yo dude, have you read "No Great Mischief" ?

i would rather pull out my own tooth

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Great Turtle

A supposed deity worshipped by small silly people.

Daniel: Hey, guys. I worship the great turtle.

Nick: That makes one for your religion.

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The Great Gatsby

A "classic" novel, The Great Gatsby is a book that English teachers find necessary to assign their students to read, even though the plot is stupid, and everyone ends up dead, alone, or unhappy. Nobody knows quite how this book became a classic, but the '70s movie remake of the book stars Law and Order's Sam Watterson.

While his students' brains melted out of their heads due to boredom, the English teacher droned on about the signifigance of Gatsby's car being yellow throughout the boring novel, The Great Gatsby.

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