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grab your ball sack, push your testicles down and squeeze so it looks like they are pulsating. it looks like a small monkey heart.
Woody tried to impress his friends by showing them his monkey heart but couldnt get it to pulse, so it just looked like a brain.
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When you screw love and Cupid hunts you dwn and tortures u.
U feel worthless. U feel physical pain. U feel like some one pushed a daggar through ur heart and stuck a sword through ur stomach. U feel dizzy and it gets hard 2 breath. U r sad beyond belief.
U think about him/her and wish it could hav worked. U wish there wasnt conflict between ur ex's and that u knew how to magically make this all better even tho u kno u cant.
U reminess on all the times u kissd him/her and u remember evry time he/she said i love u. U finally come to the relization to walk away and accept life and urself just the way it is. And whatever may be will be.
Chica: I love you
J: I love u 2 but I can't do this
Chica: I understand, you deserve better than me.
J: Its not that,,, I was heart broken,,, I dnt want that any more.
Chica: Don't say any more J. I truly understand. Ur better off without me.
*starts walking off
J: *calls after her* I still love you.
Chica: Goes to grave yard and wishes she were there instead of her ex-bf Chris.
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A rare case in which residents who reside in New Mexico suffer from.
If you drink/eat something cold and then throw it away while there is still something left because you had a "brain freeze", the next time you drink/eat something cold, you will have a heart freeze.
There has only been once case so far of a heart freeze.
A heart freeze cannot be transmitted sexually, orally, or by touch.
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A word used by neocons to make fun of people who care about the environment, the sad state of public schools,the bullshit war in Iraq, or basically anything other than themselves.
More than 30,000 Iraqi civilians have died since the beginning of the war. Why shouldn't I be a bleeding heart?
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When you eat too many potatoey foods, your chest gets full and it makes you go 'meahhhhh' = potato heart.
Frank: "I ate those potato foods too fast. My chest hurts!"
Sally: "Ah, you have potato heart"
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when your heart is torn to shreds after a break up.
He broke up with me after seven months and then i found out i was pregnant. I was heart broken.
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