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Lie you usually tell your wife when going for a cold one with your friends.
Guy: I'm going to bar with my friends.
Wife: so you're gonna get wasted like last time?
Guy: nah I'm gonna have only one beer
i was watching youtube shorts and shat myself because of skibidi toilet. hello, my name is timmy, and this is my story. it all started one fateful day after school, me and my rizzler ohio gang went to rizz up the girls in our class. the girls all had a level 4 ice spice bussing gyatt straight from ohio, my boy. and i simply couldn't resist rizzing up that bussing skibidi ohio ice spice gyatt. i tried using my kai senat rizz, but i failed in the end. i don't need girls anyway, i'm a skibidi sigma after all. i only care about the gyatts. anyway, me and my ohio gang griddied back home the ocky way. we switched on the television and started watching youtube shorts. we learn some new rizz line straight from ohio and also watched some lankybox. but then, all of a sudden, skibidi toilet popped up. all my friends started screaming and crying. my pal who has pretty much has rizz from ohio started singing the skibidi toilet song: "skibidi dop dop dop yes yes". it only scared me more. i ate a cheesecake only a few minutes before and boy was it bussing, but all of a sudden, my level 3 gyatt started to rumble. shit spewed out of my asshole, FUCK!
level 5 gyatt rizz livvy done rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim's creatine alpha sigma cuh dey board
Da warning-label dat appears on alcohol-based tonics and elixirs dat are applied to da skin and scalp of da infamous monster with creepy snake-locks described in Greek mythology.
If I was offered a bottle of hooch-preserved remedy-ingredients dat's supposedly "good for what ails me", but was labelled "For Medusanal Use Only", I think I'd back away real fast and reply, "Ell Passo on dat, thank you very much!"
a phrase which means a person did something which only dumbasses from ohio could do
teacher: i was sick!
Me: only in ohio
An internet meme that claims very unnatural/unordinary things happen ONLY in the US state, Ohio. It became popular around 2023 of January.
Person 1:"wow, look at this video of a deer toe dancing." Person 2:"Only in Ohio."
Definition 1:
A term for of shitposts/ weird incidents happening like a Godzilla destroying an entire city and then saying "Cant even live in Ohio"
Definition 2: When something weird happens like a kid watching porn in your class.
Definition 1:
Jeff: Bro look at this Godzilla destroying the city of Columbus!
Joe: Only in ohio man ONG
Definition 2:
Max: Im gonna watch jack off while the teacher is explaining something
John and Joe: Only in ohio 💀💀💀💀
expression once used by José Victor, student from the Translation Studies course in João Pessoa, ParaÃba, Brasil, in the year of 2016.
When you are surprised about something, you say: ONLY SHIT!
It kind of works out just like "holy shit" but it's only.