An individual of Indian decent born and raised outside of India.
Applies mainly to persons who are 2nd or 3rd generation born outside of India whose parents and grand-parents were also born and raised outside of India.
I'm a 3rd generation Pseudo-indian born in Fiji.
"Dude, I'm a Pseudo-Indian! I can't eat freakin hot curries like the Indians!"
"Man, I don't know shit about cricket, I'm a Pseudo-Indian!!"
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Brown chicks, most of them living in central Jersey.
Type one: quiet and hairy, who wears Costco sneakers and still buy their clothes from Justice. They are deadass illiterate, the hair is oily and pulled back into a low ponytail. Usually can be found scurrying the halls walking in an abnormal way, or sitting at home with their mothers. Fits the typical stereotype.
Type two: really popular and beautiful. They hang with the coolest kids, and are just drop dead gorgeous. They date other popular Indian guys and attend parties, drink, and visit the mall often. Usually super sweet but can often be a backstabbing bitch. Type one makes their name look bad. Theyβve already lost their v card, and are most probably on the track team.
Indian girls are crazy, you never know which type you will encounter.
Different Indian girls in class:
Type one: hello, I have just moved here from Chennai and i am excited to experience the βAmerican high schoolβ. I like with my amma and appa, along with my brother Pranav. I have never talked to a boy, and I refuse to participate in class and gym.
Type two: heyyy, Iβm from Edison, NJ. I have 1k Instagram followers and Iβm dating Nikhil. I live with my mom, dad, and sister Rachel, and I am so excited to meet yβall. I gotta meet my hoes at the mall right now, bye!
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An island in Maine. On this island everyone knows everything about you. Its to dramatic. I promise if you visit, you'll hate it.
population: 500
High school is a lot like Indian Island.
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(v). putting your balls over another persons eyes (kinda like they're wearing goggles)
Fucker you need to stop putting indian goggles on you fag!
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When you are banging your girl from behind and then you reach into her ass with your fingers and rub the shit (warpaint) on her face and with your other hand bob it flatly on her mouth while making indian war cries.
I played cowboys and indians with my girl last night.
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the position that you take when you are extremly scared
Your home alone all night for the first time. Last nights newspaper talked about a robber in the city. You walk out in to the kitchen while the floor creeks so loud its hard to hear yourself think. The shadow on the frige looks like a weird old man. Your cat runs through the living room. You get so scared you sit right down in indian style and start to cry.
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A large-party reservation at a popular restaurant made and later canceled at the last minute.
The wait-staff at Dorsia's are dicks. Let's call in an Indian reservation for 20 people.
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