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Jon Garvey is a guy that craps all the time and takes for ever , LOVES food, watches football, sits around
Yet another wikinazi from Jimmy Wales. Turns Internet into China by banning nearly all VPNs where he can. Has reason to hide themselves from journalists, police, and INTERPOL.
I know Jon Kolbert - said no one.
I trust Jon Kolbert - said no one.
Jon Kolbert is a cool guy - said no one.
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Jon-Luke A know it all who is a 4.0 and dose not care anymore he works in a nuclear lab
When a prolific writer gets computer elbow, often referred to as tennis elbow, and then it happens in the other elbow. This sometimes chronic condition receives its name from the rock star Bon Jovi because the elbows are the fringe of the body and like Bon Jovi in a fringe jacket, 'bow pain can jump and have you Livin' on a Prayer.
Damn, my right tennis elbow was hurt so bad but now my left one is killing me. Must've been a Jon Bon Bow Jump!
A religious non coed college in Jerusalem israel, referenced by this name by some members of the ESP program (English speaking program). Very cheap college tuition and high academic level, very difficult courseload depending on the degree and beit midrash learning in the morning.
friend 1: How’s the Jon
Friend 2: they forgot to print out our tests in English and then postponed our test till the next semester and changed the format of test to be different then the past ten exams of previous years without informing us before the exam.
Friend 1: what can I say, it’s The Jon
Jon G Boi is a typical name given to a “chink” whit the name of Jon. He is typically found working in cats food after getting fired from other jobs, and is not a very hard worker.
Jon G Boi: Man I love being a chink working at Wendy’s!
You: why did you steal from your old place of work?
Jon G Boi: Shhhhhhh
Jon-Paul, AKA “JP”
Of English origin; Jon meaning "God," Paul meaning"humble." Gives definition to the saying "The way a man treats his mother is how he will treat his wife." Jon-Paul is a "momma's boy."
Jon-Paul's are hard working and usually work well with their hands. sweetest, nicest, funniest guy you'll meet. JP’s make you laugh so hard you'll pee in your pants. JP’s has a beautiful smile and makes you smile just by looking at him.
They are very meticulous. If you befriend and earn a Jon-Paul's trust, you will never be alone. Jon-Paul's are very loyal friends. At first sight, a Jon-Paul may strike you as intimidating, but don't be fooled by his strong persona. Although he has a very strong work ethic, on spare time a party is not complete without him. Jon-Paul's can usually pursue any woman he desires purely because of his extremely strong sex appeal. He is not easily satisfied, and typically keeps in search of something more in a significant other. He is amazing in bed.
Girl: omg look it's Jon-Paul!
Girl2: isn't he so cute?!