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Lemon-lime Gatorade
Tom: did you see zoey drinking lesbian juice?
Jerry: what’s lesbian juice?
Tom: it’s another name for lemon-lime Gatorade.
Jerry: why is lemon-lime Gatorade called lesbian juice?
Tom: cause that’s what lesbians drink, duhhhh.
The certain kind of cleavage produced by wearing lower cut sports bra.
I was about to go work out but i have a wicked case of lesbian cleavage so i am staying in.
Someone (preferable a women) who are disgusted by gay people but than turns around to makes out with their girlfriend.
There people usually just hate men in general.
Person 1 : gay people are so utterly gross, I hate them all
Person 2; but don’t you have a girlfriend?
Person 1 : yes, I do, and I love her dearly
Person 2: oh, your a homophobic lesbian
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To be openly excited and proud to be a lesbian. Always talking about being a lesbian and/or openly promoting the lesbian lifestyle.
Ever since Anne Marie came out, she's been on this lesbian hoot!
A stereotypical lesbian that is very cliche and fits all the stereotypes. This term can be applied to men and women to describe their looks and their daily habit. It's basically a bit of banter between friends.
Guy1: ' Hey, what are you doing with your hair'
Guy2: 'Just being a common lesbian'
Guy1:'ok'
When a female is overly obsessed and/or attracted to themselves. This is damaging physically and mentally... they spend most of their time in their rooms either touching themselves or kissing themselves.
Kms is also an acronym for -Kissing myself
And
Kys is used as an insult towards a self lesbian also an acronym meaning -Kiss yourself
I would advise to never and I mean EVER say "kys" to a self lesbian or they will most likely go bat shit crazy on you.
Selbian (self lesbian) is an actual mental illness
Symptoms icclude but are not limited to--
•constant need to kiss self
•obsession with masturbation
•selfie obsession
•talking to self
•looking in mirror constantly
•complimenting of ones self
Selbians also tend to involuntary say "kms" constantly
If you or someone you know seems to have any of these symptoms then please, get them help right away. Or it can lead to other mental illnesses.
Thank you~~
Bria: Kms kms kms kms kms
Silver: stop kissing yourself and get into a real relationship... selbians are so disgusting.
Nikki: *sigh* that selbian again...
Silver and Nikki: kys kys FUCKIN SELBIAN
Voca: what's wrong with her???
Nikki: oh she's just a self lesbian...
n. A normally straight woman who tends to exhibit certain lesbian qualities in the workplace.
Even though she has a boyfriend, Janet is totally a Frisch's lesbian because she tried coming onto me in the kitchen at work.
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