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Simply put, that rock hard, shudder-inducing turd that slides out of your dog’s anus that you KNOW you have to pick up. It’s that stiff turd that reveals how constipated your dog really is and how you should probably be feeding him name-brand kibble.
“My puppy dropped a massive dog log today. Let’s just say I left it out to dry...”
A vehicle, commonly of mediocre value, that sports a set of tyres that cause serious speed problems for speed freaks and road runners.
Bill: Why is my car so slow?
Dan: You ever thought that maybe you have log wheels.
When someone consumes copious amounts of seaman via their anus that their next stool is majority seaman.
Mel: I have been taking it up the backdoor so much lately im shitting nothing but sprog logs.
When you shave your pubes over an unflushed toilet after meatloaf Monday and the hair sticks to the log making it a hairy little man or log in this case.
Husband: honey hey honey come look a this :)
Wife: gerald if you show me your hairy log one more time we’re divorcing.
Husband: :(
A manitobin term for an unerect penis usually referred to one's own
Hey churt last night I tried to bang my girlfriend but I couldn't because I had a major case of floppy log
1.)A tampon. An object that dams the flow of blood in a womans vagina.
2.) In promiscuous women a number of dicks in a vagina at once.
OMG my vagina log is get full, excuse me while I go change it.
Damn that "bitch" has a vagina logs of dick in her big vagina.
When she's logging for turds in your BUTTHOLE with her big toe.
The other night I went over to Sally's and she started toe logging me.