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A term for a guy masturbating. It is based off the MMA strike of the hammer fist. The act is highlighted by short, mini "strokes" in a very violent matter and would tend to injure most guys. The loose grip allows for the act of stroking as a normal hammer fist grip and strike would nearly be impossible anatomically and would probably not be pleasurable for any guy.
Dude, I walked in on Dave in the bathroom jacking it and I swear he was using the loose grip hammer fist!
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describing yourself, preferably when talking to the ladies.....
Wanna' know how I am?, I'm long and loose and ready for use!
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On the verge of homeless, bankruptcy and/or death.
"How ya doing, Chauncy?"
"I'm hanging like a loose tooth. I got laid off, I'm two months behind on my rent, my wallet's empty, and my car was just repo'd."
Eddie and Eva caught swine flu. They're hanging like a loose tooth.
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When you go through a period of growth and you gotta see if the vibes are still there with previous females you associated yourself with
I spent all day going through my contacts, tying up loose dick since I got back from my first year away at college
When You or Someone You Know Pisses off the BIGGEST Biker In a Bar and Is About to get his ASS FULLY Killed
*Outside the Bar*
The Biker: Your DEAD Little Fag!!!
Your Friend: Bring It Pussy!!
*Fight Starts*
You to EVERONE Around The Fight: All Hell Breaks Loose
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Killing or threatening someone in order to avoid events that will not be good for the person tying them.
A: Michael knows you stole his cash.
B: Guess I'll tie up loose ends.
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A euphemism for masturbation evoking the appearance of the masturbator as viewed while looking through a window, or seen from the waist up.
One would think by the amount of times I've been caught getting my shoulders loose I'd learn to close my blinds at home. NOPE, busted again........At least the neighbor girls had a good laugh
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