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Xavier Minecraft

A tall man staring at me through the window

Guys help Xavier Minecraft is staring at me”

by The silly billy #36 August 13, 2022


Minecraft Revolution

An event which started on October 8th 2023 in order to get the Minecraft mob vote stopped by Mojang.

“The Minecraft revolution started October 8th 2023

by Tittylover69420 October 9, 2023


Minecraft torch

Torches are non-solid blocks that emit light.

Soul torches are turquoise variants crafted with the addition of soul soil or soul sand.

Torches can be broken instantly using anything, and drop themselves as an item.

A torch is removed and drops itself as an item if:

its attachment block is moved, removed, or destroyed
water or lava flows into its space
a piston pushes it or moves a block into its space

Torches can be placed on the top or the sides of most solid blocks, although some blocks require sneaking. Being non-solid, torches have no collision box. More information about placement can be found at Opacity/Placement.

Gravity-affected blocks like sand and gravel cannot fall if space immediately beneath is occupied by a torch. These blocks break if they fall onto a torch.

Torches give off a light level of 14. Torches also melt snow layers within 2 blocks and ice within 3 blocks (taxicab distance).

Soul torches give off a light level of 10. Due to their lower light level, soul torches do not melt snow or ice.

Soul torches repel piglins.

hey babe got any Minecraft torches it's pretty dark

by sexyalgeriangod May 24, 2021


Minecrafter Withdrawal

Minecrafter Withdrawal, also known as Minecraft Withdrawal or Minecrafter Withdrawal Syndrome (MWS*), is a mental condition that occurs when a Minecraft player (see Minecrafter) either willingly or nonwillingly such as not being able to play it does not play Minecraft for a long period of time. This may be days, months or even years. Symptoms include excessive boredom, increased desire to play Minecraft, (more so in the unwilling cases) and potential sadness and/or aggression.
*MWS is not to be confused with Cosbino's definition of the same word, which is here: Minecraft Withdrawal Syndrome.

Person 1: "I'm experiencing Minecrafter Withdrawal after a few months of not playing it."
Person 2: "That sucks, dude."

by NaixStriker September 8, 2020


Minecraft PE

What "Minecraft: Bedrock Edition" used to be called for mobile devices. The PE stands for Pocket Edition, which honestly sounds like a much more applicable name than Bedrock. Thus, I will keep referring it to Pocket Edition.

Back then, Pocket Edition was basically a Lite version of Minecraft meant for on-the-go experiences. It was more for killing time (e.g. waiting for bus) than for actually getting invested in the game. Today however, the transition from PE to Bedrock Edition has basically turned the mobile game into full-fledged Minecraft (with some limitations of course).

Minecraft Bedrock Edition — {Drake Disapproving Face}
Minecraft PE (Pocket Edition) — {Drake Approving Face}

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 11, 2022


Minecraft Logic

A crappy out-of-touch with reality logic from the famous 2009 game, Minecraft. It includes breaking crops when jumping on them, gold tools being the most useless tools in the game, and a portable hell from a very old version of the game which was removed, achieving godspeed with riding a CANOE (it is called a boat in-game) on ice! Not an iceboat, a canoe. Stopping the player from being poisonous, nauseous and all that good/bad stuff that is included in the game just by drinking milk. Plus, it is straight from the cow. Not pasteurized. And also you can get a music disc by making a creeper (an exploding mob in the game) get killed by a skeleton! (Self-explanatory skeleton with a bow) And much more stupid things.

Hey dude, what is the crappiest video game logic you know?
It's the Minecraft logic. There are so many out-of-touch things.

by Arcxxus February 6, 2022


Minecraft solidarity

when you put a stance of solidarity and working together in video games as a test run for the real thing.
when you causes a revolution "in Minecraft" by creating mass solidarity.

"I'm surprised Minecraft solidarity even works"

by Anarchon March 6, 2021