MWS

Morning Wood Syndrome - Waking with an erect penis. Occurs every morning of the world to every male, often at inopportune times, making for awkward situations.

1. "Man, I had to give my oral presentation in class this morning in class, and I was scared to death I was going to have MWS!"

2. "I was being given a tour of the plant, and I'll be damned if MWS didn't hit."

3. "I'm sorry, I can't slow dance with you right now. Why not is something wrong? No, it's just that I have a terrible case of MWS."

4. "Easter Sunday morning at church when the pastor says, 'please stand and sing hymn 416' I have MWS. It never fails."

5. "Every morning I try to go pee, but I can't because of MWS. I have to pull a superman."

6. "MWS wakes me up every morning, and the only medicine is to squeeze one out."

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Known as Marysville West Side is a clique of killas that will ruin your shit in Marysville Washington 98270

Damn MWS beat the shit outta all these fools again

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MW=Must watch

Sends funny video MW Lmao so funny xd

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Used on social media platforms as an abbreviation for "matching with"

Did you see her twitter bio? She was MW Archer.

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modern warfare, a game in the call of duty line

1:oh shit, do u have MW2?

2: lets game this bitch up.

1: hook up the fucking internet cable

2:fucking shoot him

1&2:ahhhhhhhhhhhh

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Morning wood, an erection that is still raging after you've woke up

If i have MW i usually wait in my room and try to think about my granddad naked so my MW goes away

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Abbreviation for Man Whore; derives from men who are complete whores (especially freaky rapist-looking men).

Meg: Yo, Travis is such a MW
Karen: Foreal, dannnng.

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