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When a female takes a shit in a mans mouth and right when it’s about to drop she yells “Arghh” while he is wearing a pirate hat and eye patch
Honey I can’t wait to go home and become your slutty muddy pirate an I might even walk the plank
When you get poop in your uncircumcised penis hood
Last night I was hitting it from the back and saw I had a muddy sock when I pulled out.
A "MUDDY DIAMOND" is a facetious, faux insult disguising a real compliment. The initial patina of disrespect is a way to playfully communicate genuine praise. It's kinda like mock sarcasm. "Muddy Diamond" is an antonym for "Backhanded Compliment" (which seems to be a compliment but is actually an insult). When an overt compliment would feel uncomfortable in the moment for the giver or receiver, a muddy diamond is a jesting way to convey real admiration or appreciation.
1) "Skinny bitch" is a popular muddy diamond.
2) It's odd that telling a woman that her boyfriend is too handsome for her is an insult, but telling a man that his girlfriend is too hot for him is a most welcome muddy diamond. Guys consider it a point of pride to date out of their league.
When a woman has profusive diarrhea and shits in a cup then you go to drink it
Man oh man that muddy smoothie was delicious
When a man sticks his trunk in the rear end of a woman aka anal sex
I want to get a muddy trunk with you tonight.
When a man sticks his pecker in the ass end of his woman.
Got the old muddy trunk last night!
The worst possible boul movement of your life, it’s the worst of the worst, hell if it was a shit, your sliding around on the toilet trying to keep traction but all of the feces beneath your ass is keeping you from staying on the seat, your yet to know what happens next, so you accept your fate.
Yo bro that Taco Bell gave me the worst muddy butt slimes of my life.