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An enthusiast or practitioner of groundfighting, as seen in martial arts like Brazilian Jujitsu or Koshen Judo; anyone caught up in the current MMA fad, which has a heavy jujutsu component. As groundfighting can involve hours of intimate grappling in close proximity with members of one's same sex, the term is intended as derogatory for those fighters who only know the game of grappling, and favor it above more practical fighting methods.
I had heard that Mark had started learning practical self defense, but when I found out he was enrolled in BJJ, I realized that he was just another juji-fruit.
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Booty fruit is fruit of the booty. Just as when a seed is germinated within a plant to produce fruit, sex produces offspring in humans. Therefore, children are fruit of getting booty, i.e. booty fruit.
John, you're booty fruit is sure to go far someday.
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When two dudes touch assholes.
I totally caught Paul and Steve fruit looping last night. It was weird.
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a boot made from fruit skins, a fruit boot isnt complete with out all the colors of the rainbow with enfasys on the color purple, most comonly used by homosexuals to match with there clothen, in the 1990´s the fruit booters added wheels so the gay parede walk will tire and damage less the feet
hey, lets go put on our new fruitboots and go to the skate park to look for some hooties
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A form of an insult, usually meaning 'crazy'.
Or, a kind of dessert that deeply resembles a loaf of bread only it's a lot sweeter, softer, and contains candied fruit... Which aren't actually fruits at all.
1) A person digs through trash and eats it. Observer says, "Dude, what a fruit cake!"
2) Why a 'fruit cake' is called a fruit cake is a mystery since it isn't really a cake, and it doesn't even have fruits inside.
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If a girl is having her period during sex, get a plate and let it drip onto the plate. Then take a piece of dental floss, dip it in the blood on the plate, shove the dental floss in your dick hole, and let the woman take the other end of the dental floss out of your asshole.
Last night I was fucking my woman, when she had her period. I knew just what to do. FRUIT PUNCH!
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