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To fix something very cheaply.
Rather than replace the defective part, joe Jew Rigged his car.
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A jewish person who is extremely cheap. He tends to wear the same underwear and slothes for weeks. He picks up the breadcrumbs as to not waste any food. HE never ever donated to charity.
poor white guy: Hey can i get a dime?
Jew: No
Poor white guy: Damm yous a cheap jew!
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baseball term relating to a weak hit. i.e a bloop or infield hit where it seems it was all luck
Joe hits one off the end of the bat weakly to the third baseman and beats the throw
Scorekeeper: Was that a hit?
Coach: No just a jew hit
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Someone who is Israeli/Hebrew but doesnt believe in god. They Still practice the parts of judaism that benefits them, such as a barmitspha to get gifts. etc.
Otherwise, a poser Jew.
"I dont believe in god, i just participate in all the jewish practices for the gifts. Im an Atheist Jew"
"hah your a poser jew"
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A weird jewish kid who has no friends
Man Jake is a fuckin winkiel-Jew
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A ginger jew who likes to grab you on fall guys, is commonly called sol or Declan like to touch you in bed so you become a stinky jew too
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Waiter: You know what, you can take you jew tip back, because you must need it more than me.
Jew: Oh well thank you you little shlinskfdasfdku (Yiddish).
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