A synonym for anus, derived from the practice of inserting the middle finger into one's own anus during masturbation or into the anus of one's partner during copulation.
"I have a horrible rash on my middle-finger puppet"
Someone who registers for social networking sites using an alias.
I got into an argument with a face puppet last night. I didn't even realize it until I went to its wall to see just how crazy it was.
a sexual term to describe epic gamers
damn that bitch be a nigerian sock puppet
A person that is blacked-out drunk and remains animated by a large dose of cocaine. A coke puppet remembers little-to-nothing of events and blames the coke for its actions.
He stayed up all night drinking and showed up for golf a coke puppet. He can’t remember what he did to piss everyone off.
A person you can fuck whenever you want
Johnny has so many sex puppets, he can get laid whenever he wants.
A Vigilante Sock Puppet is where a man rips out his own anus, and as his intestine is hanging out of him, he is forced to use the end of it like a pocket pussy.
Seth Coker, a notorious vigilante known as the Angel of Vengeance, forced a sexual predator to perform the Vigilante Sock Puppet upon himself as retribution for his crimes against the innocent.
A person that gets manipulated by Tzeentch. Similar to being “done like a kipper.”
Tzeentch: heuheuheu that Rory guy has been done like a kipper. He’s such a puppet of mine. Ha, he’s Tzeentch’s puppet. Mmmmm